Offsides Fantasy Football League

OFFL SEASON IX

FANTASY BOWL IX

TERRY TAKES TWO

CONGRATULATIONS to Terry Corby as our first two-time Fantasy Bowl Champion after his sound defeat of two-time hopeful Fear This. Terry is the only owner to have scored over 100 points in the Fantasy Bowl, not once, but twice and holds the two largest margins of victory in a Fantasy Bowl of 40 points in 2001 and 32+ points this year....and yes the domination of the Fontes Conference continues for the fourth consecutive year.

The WJ dominated at nearly all positons over Fear in FB IX. Favre put up an aytpical game in the dome and Fear's running backs couldn't keep up with Tomlinson. The best chance Fear had to make up ground was in the receiver category and they couldn't capitalize on the best matchup possible for the week while WJ only needed two of three receivers. Even the defense came through big for Terry. Overall a very sound whipping.

In the Toilet Bowl, Blood Drive posts 113 points in the final week to average over 100 a week and take Toilet Bowl V. Only Scoregasm had a chance to catch him on Monday night with Westbrook and Bruce who need to combine for 63 points for Scoregasm to share the TB win, but with Westbrook inactivated to protect him from injury that didn't happen.

THE PLAYOFF RACE

x=Toilet Bowl V Bid; y=clinched playoff bid; z=clinched Division title

FONTES.....................................................ROSS

1.yz-Aeriel Assault (10-3) 1541 pts.....1.yz-Prancing Petunias (11-2) 1482 pts

2.yz-Burns, Inc. (9-4) 1322 pts.............2.yz-Fear This (9-4) 1273 pts

3. y-Chuckers (8-5) 1271 pts................3. y-Down Low Dawgs (7-6) 1328 pts

4. y-Wyandotte Jihad (8-5) 1167 pts...4. y-Double Tokers (7-6) 1280 pts

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5.x-Stogies (6-7) 1049 pts.....................5.x-Blood Drive (6-7) 1263 pts

6.x-Dislocators (5-8) 1208 pts...............6.x-Wide Receders (6-7) 1158 pts

7.x-Tsunami (5-8) 1175 pts...................7.x-Scoregasm (5-8) 1211 pts

8.x-Ghost Riders (4-9) 1118 pts............8.x-Freakshow (5-8) 1025 pts

9.x-Panty Sniffers (3-10) 990 pts...........9.x-Da Cocks (3-10) 1043 pts

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TOILET BOWL V

Team...................YTD Pts...........Week 14...Week 15...Week 16...CumPts

1. Blood Drive..........1263.................97............95.............113..........305

2. Freakshow...........1025...............113............59.............108..........280

3. Da Cocks............1043.................74............96.............107..........277

4. D.H. Raiders........1118.................81............73.............119..........273

5. Dislocators..........1208.................78............89.............104..........271

6. Panty Sniffers........990.................74...........102..............93..........269

7. Scoregasm..........1211.................76............84...............97..........257

8. Wide Receders....1158..................55...........112.............78..........245

9. Tsunami..............1175.................61............81...............96..........238

10. Stogies...............1049.................72...........82...............72..........226

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LEAGUE HISTORY REPORT

Go to this web page to view the entire history of the league--all teams, regular season, playoff and total franchise records and playoff appearances--through the 2003 regular season

Franchise Records/League History--through complete 2003 Season

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The playoffs are seeded as follows: Each Divisional Champ is seeded #1 or #2 based on record; Wild Card teams are the next two best records in the Conference seeded at #3 and #4 based on record. The first tie breaker for standings is total points scored.

The playoffs begin in week 14 with #1 vs #4 and #2 vs #3....second round in week 15 for Conference Championship....Fantasy Bowl IX in week 16.

TOILET BOWL V: For those teams that do not make the playoffs, don't forget to keep your team running through week 16....all teams that do not make the playoffs get to compete for the Toilet Bowl...highest cumulative point total over weeks 14, 15 and 16 wins $50 in fantasy money (over and above the cap of $250 if you max out) and a trophy that is a great conversation starter. Past Toilet Bowl champs include: 2000--Burns, Inc. (FB champ 2001), 2001--Chuckers (FB champ 2003), 2002--Scoregasm/Stogies (tie)and 2003 Wide Receders (repeat in 2004?).

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ULTIMATE SURVIVOR

Two teams will be eliminated in weeks 1-3 then one a week after that.

WEEK........................ELIMINATED.....................................IMMUNITY ($5/WEEK)

1......Wyandotte Jihad (73 pts), Scoregasm (74 pts).....Prancing Petunias (123 pts)

2..........Blood Drive (52 pts), Freakshow (66 pts).........Prancing Petunias (138 pts)

3...............Stogies (73 pts), Fear This (75 pts).............Aeriel Assault (135 pts)

4.........................Double Tokers (24 pts).....................Down Low Dawgs (116 pts)

5..........................Tsunami (59 pts).............................Prancing Petunias (166 pts)

6........................Wide Receders (68 pts).....................Down Low Dawgs (118 pts)

7..........................Panty Sniffers (56 pts)....................Chuckers (141 pts)

8...........................Ghost Riders (61 pts).....................Aeriel Assault (180 pts)

9...........................Dislocators (62 pts).......................Chuckers (124 pts)

10..........................Da Cocks (68 pts)........................Prancing Petunias (140 pts)

11.........................Chuckers (84 pts)..........................Burns, Inc. (131 pts)

12....................Down Low Dawgs (98 pts)...................Aeriel Assault (121 pts)

13....................Prancing Petunias (111 pts)................NO IMMUNITY

14....SURVIVOR CHAMPIONSHIP: Aeriel Assault 121 def Burns, Inc. 90

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SKINS GAME

WEEK..............AMOUNT............TEAM...................SCORE TO BEAT/TIE

1..........................$10..............Prancing Petunias....................123

2..........................$10..............Prancing Petunias....................138

3..........................$10..............ROLLOVER..................................

4..........................$20..............ROLLOVER..................................

5..........................$30..............Prancing Petunias.....................166

6..........................$10..............ROLLOVER...................................

7..........................$20..............ROLLOVER...................................

8..........................$30..............Aeriel Assault...........................180

9..........................$10..............ROLLOVER...................................

10........................$20..............ROLLOVER...................................

11........................$30..............ROLLOVER...................................

12........................$40..............ROLLOVER...................................

13........................$50..............ROLLOVER...................................

REMAINING $50 AWARDED TO AERIEL ASSAULT WITH THE LEAGUE ALL TIME HIGH SCORE OF 180 POINTS.

NOTE: Any remaining rollover amounts at the end of week 13 will be awarded to the highest score of the season.

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FREE AGENT BIDS--WEEK 13
as of Friday, December 3 at 10:00 p.m.

FREE AGENT BIDDING IS COMPLETED FOR THE SEASON *(see note above on special circumstances)

FONTES

NO BIDS

ROSS

NO BIDS

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NATIONAL RANKINGS The Week 13 National Rankings are out at fflrankings.com . Here is where we stand out of over 2,500 teams across the country: NOTE: Prancing Petunias ha advanced to the Quarterfinals in the International 64 team playoff...good luck. RANK...TEAM....................REC....RATING #36.......Prancing Petunias..(11-2)...148.829 #74.......Aeriel Assault........(10-3).....142.398 #205.....Burns Inc...............(9-4)........128.402 #306.....Fear This...............(9-4)........122.403 #471.....Chuckers..............(8-5).........112.882 #499.....Wyandotte Jihad....(8-5)......111.586 #581.....Down Low Dawgs...(7-6).....107.694 #623.....Double Tokers .......(7-6).....106.562 #771.....Blood Drive............(6-7).......99.447 #911.....Wide Receders......(6-7).......93.892 #1048...Stogies.................(6-7)..........87.593 #1054...Dislocators............(5-8)........87.340 #1055...Scoregasm............(5-8)........87.338 #1110...Tsunami................(5-8).........85.061 #1178...Freakshow.............(5-8)........81.801 #1280...Ghost Riders.........(4-9)........74.256 #1440...Da Cocks .............(3-10).......61.313 #1444...Panty Sniffers .......(3-10)......61.185

HALL OF FAME PAST CHAMPIONS 1996 I Mike Fera "Blood Drive" (11-6) 34 Mike George "The Dominators" (9-8) 31 (different scoring rules) 1997 II Tim Padgett "Rookies R Us" (14-2) 89 Matt Fera "Wide Receders" (12-5) 71 1998 III Brian Sanders "Buddah's Raiders" (12-5) 65 Kurt Cleveland "Churt" (11-5-1) 62 1999 IV Matt Fera "Wide Receders" (9-7) 85 Tim Cremen "Tsunami" (11-5) 79 2000 V Scott Kenney "Fear This" (11-5) 82 Mike Mruzik "Stogies" (10-6) 76 2001 VI Terry Corby "Burns, Inc." (13-3) 104 Matt Fera "Wide Receders" (8-8) 64 2002 VII Dan Van Hollebeke "Rams" (11-5) 85 Mike Fera "Blood Drive" (10-6) 61 2003 VIII Jeff Wesley "Chuckers" (11-5) 84 Mike Fera "Blood Drive" (11-5) 67 2004 IX Terry Corby "Wyandotte Jihad" (11-5) 115+ Scott Kenney "Fear This" (11-5) 83 OTHER NOTABLES UNDEFEATED REGULAR SEASON: 1997 Mike Fera "Blood Drive" (13-0) BEST FRANCHISE WINNING PERCENTAGE (2 season min.): Blood Drive .634 (85-49) MOST PLAYOFF WINS: Wide Receders--8 MOST PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: Blood Drive, Fear This--7 MOST FANTASY BOWL TITLES: Terry Corby--2 ALL TIME TOP SCORES 180 pts Tony Hice "Aeriel Assault"--2004 Week 8 170 pts Mike Fera "Blood Drive"--2003 Week 14 166 pts Jennifer Kenney "Prancing Petunias"--2004 Wk 5 158 pts Tony Hice "Aeriel Assault"--2003 Week 15 155 pts Zarin Roat "Freakshow"--2003 Week 8 153 pts Tony Hice "Aeriel Assault"--2001--Week 5 149 pts Scott Kenney "Fear This"--2003 Week 14 148 pts Scott Kenney "Fear This"--2004 Week 15 148 pts Jeff Wesley "Mother Chuckers"--2001 Week 9 147 pts Darrin Bartlett "Killer B's"--2002 Week 12 146 pts Jeff Wesley "Chuckers"--2003 Week 13 145 pts Dan VanHollebeke "Rams"--2002 Week 5 143 pts Scott Kenney "Fear This"--2004 Week 13 143 pts Jeff Wesley "Chuckers"--2003 Week 15 143 pts Matt Fera "Wide Receders"--2003 Week 15 142 pts Mike Fera "Blood Drive"--2004 Week 8 142 pts Mike Fera "Blood Drive"--2001 Week 5 141 pts Todd Kenney "Double Tokers"--2004 Week 9 141 pts Jeff Wesley "Chuckers"--2004 Week 7 141 pts Dean Vendal "Scoregasm"--2002 Week 15 140 pts Jennifer Kenney "Prancing Petunias"--2004 Wk 10 140 pts Zarin Roat "Freakshow"--2001 Week 10 140 pts Tim Cremen "Tsunami"--2002 Week 15 140 pts Jeff Wesley "Chuckers"--2003 Week 2

League Standings

Fontes Conference - Mitchell Division
Franchise	W	L	T	Pct	GB	Strk	PF	Avg PF	PA	Avg PA	Div W	Div L	Conf W	Conf L	Eff
Aeriel Assault	10	3	0	.769	0.0	W4	1954	114.9	1266	97.4	4	2	8	3	91.1%
Chuckers	8	5	0	.615	2.0	W1	1608	94.6	1170	90.0	5	0	8	3	86.3%
Wyandotte Jihad	8	5	0	.615	2.0	W2	1601	94.2	1144	88.0	2	3	5	5	83.5%
Dislocators	5	8	0	.385	5.0	W1	1547	91.0	1262	97.1	2	4	4	7	90.2%
Ghost Riders	4	9	0	.308	6.0	L1	1458	85.8	1281	98.5	1	5	4	7	79.5%
Fontes Conference - Sanders Division
Franchise	W	L	T	Pct	GB	Strk	PF	Avg PF	PA	Avg PA	Div W	Div L	Conf W	Conf L	Eff
Burns Inc.	9	4	0	.692	0.0	W5	1626	95.6	1103	84.8	3	2	8	3	84.8%
Stogies	6	7	0	.462	3.0	L1	1318	77.5	1198	92.2	3	2	5	6	80.8%
Tsunami	5	8	0	.385	4.0	L5	1485	87.4	1262	97.1	2	1	5	6	85.6%
Panty Sniffers	3	10	0	.231	6.0	L2	1365	80.3	1190	91.5	1	4	2	9	78.5%
Ross Conference - Sims Division
Franchise	W	L	T	Pct	GB	Strk	PF	Avg PF	PA	Avg PA	Div W	Div L	Conf W	Conf L	Eff
Fear This	9	4	0	.692	0.0	W1	1698	99.9	1179	90.7	5	1	8	3	87.6%
Blood Drive	6	7	0	.462	3.0	W3	1623	95.5	1205	92.7	4	2	6	5	81.6%
Wide Receders	6	7	0	.462	3.0	L1	1506	88.6	1322	101.7	2	4	5	6	89.3%
Freakshow	5	8	0	.385	4.0	W1	1375	80.9	1194	91.8	2	2	4	6	84.9%
Da Cocks	3	10	0	.231	6.0	L7	1361	80.1	1238	95.2	0	4	2	9	90.4%
Ross Conference - Danielson Division
Franchise	W	L	T	Pct	GB	Strk	PF	Avg PF	PA	Avg PA	Div W	Div L	Conf W	Conf L	Eff
Prancing Petunias	11	2	0	.846	0.0	W5	1761	103.6	1169	89.9	5	0	10	1	85.4%
Down Low Dawgs	7	6	0	.538	4.0	L5	1660	97.6	1260	96.9	1	2	6	5	79.3%
Double Tokers	7	6	0	.538	4.0	L2	1656	97.4	1175	90.4	2	2	5	6	87.8%
Scoregasm	5	8	0	.385	6.0	L1	1532	90.1	1286	98.9	0	4	3	8	86.7%

Playoff Bracket

FONTES
Week 14	Week 15	FONTES CHAMPION
#1: Aeriel Assault (121)
	Wyandotte Jihad (113)
#4: Wyandotte Jihad (135)
		Wyandotte Jihad
#2: Burns Inc. (90)		FONTES CHAMPION
	Chuckers (90)
#3: Chuckers (126)

Playoff Bracket

ROSS
Week 14	Week 15	ROSS CHAMPION
#1: Prancing Petunias (82)
	Double Tokers (58)
#4: Double Tokers (83)
		Fear This
#2: Fear This (105)		ROSS CHAMPION
	Fear This (148)
#3: Down Low Dawgs (101)

Playoff Bracket

FANTASY BOWL IX
Week 16	OFFL 2004 CHAMPION
#1: Fear This (83)
	Wyandotte Jihad
#2: Wyandotte Jihad (116)	OFFL 2004 CHAMPION

Live Scoring Week 17 Live Scoring Summary Live Scoring Details

Live Scoring Week 17 Dislocators 0 Details Aeriel Assault 86 Details Stogies 43 Details Chuckers 46 Details Wyandotte Jihad 70 Details Burns Inc. 84 Details Tsunami 72 Details Panty Sniffers 106 Details Down Low Dawgs 49 Details Blood Drive 55 Details Da Cocks 41 Details Scoregasm 64 Details Fear This 89 Details Wide Receders 103 Details Prancing Petunias 60 Details Double Tokers 122 Details Ghost Riders 67 Details Freakshow 70 Details

Head-To-Head Results

Week 17
Bye Weeks
Dislocators	68
Aeriel Assault	86
Stogies	43
Chuckers	46
Wyandotte Jihad	70
Burns Inc.	84
Tsunami	72
Panty Sniffers	106
Down Low Dawgs	49
Blood Drive	55
Da Cocks	41
Scoregasm	64
Fear This	89
Wide Receders	103
Prancing Petunias	60
Double Tokers	122
Ghost Riders	67
Freakshow	70
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Power Rankings

										All-Play Record
Franchise	PF	PP	Eff	Bench Points	Max PF	Min PF	Coulda Won	Woulda Lost	Power Rank	W	L	T	Pct
Prancing Petunias	1761	2062	85.4%	849	166	60	2	4	39.66	180	103	6	.633
Aeriel Assault	1954	2145	91.1%	662	180	67	0	0	39.51	224	58	7	.787
Fear This	1698	1938	87.6%	775	148	65	1	3	36.35	170	118	1	.590
Chuckers	1608	1863	86.3%	641	140	46	2	3	33.06	151	131	7	.535
Burns Inc.	1626	1918	84.8%	727	139	63	2	1	33.02	157	130	2	.547
Wyandotte Jihad	1601	1917	83.5%	839	135	70	3	4	31.70	158	127	4	.554
Down Low Dawgs	1660	2092	79.3%	1005	124	49	2	1	31.62	168	120	1	.583
Blood Drive	1623	1989	81.6%	694	142	52	4	2	30.69	155	132	2	.540
Double Tokers	1656	1886	87.8%	738	141	24	3	1	30.64	165	118	6	.581
Wide Receders	1506	1686	89.3%	681	124	55	0	3	26.98	134	154	1	.465
Dislocators	1547	1715	90.2%	623	115	62	2	3	26.19	142	142	5	.500
Tsunami	1485	1734	85.6%	671	109	59	4	2	25.61	130	157	2	.453
Stogies	1318	1632	80.8%	638	120	43	3	5	24.46	87	201	1	.303
Scoregasm	1532	1768	86.7%	738	119	64	2	1	24.27	129	155	5	.455
Ghost Riders	1458	1833	79.5%	755	119	37	2	3	23.47	118	167	4	.415
Freakshow	1375	1619	84.9%	480	123	51	2	2	22.45	103	184	2	.360
Panty Sniffers	1365	1739	78.5%	582	106	51	4	1	19.80	97	187	5	.344
Da Cocks	1361	1506	90.4%	368	123	41	2	1	17.47	100	184	5	.355

Week 17 NFL Schedule Sun Jan 2 1:00:00 p.m. ET 2005 Dolphins   Final (Weather) Ravens   Steelers   Final (Weather) Bills   Saints   Final (Weather) Panthers   Packers   Final (Weather) Bears   Browns   Final (Dome) Texans   49ers   Final (Weather) Patriots   Bengals   Final (Weather) Eagles   Jets   Final (Dome) Rams   Lions   Final (Weather) Titans   Vikings   Final (Weather) Redskins   Sun Jan 2 4:05:00 p.m. ET 2005 Buccaneers   Final (Weather) Cardinals   Falcons   Final (Weather) Seahawks   Sun Jan 2 4:15:00 p.m. ET 2005 Colts   Final (Weather) Broncos   Jaguars   Final (Weather) Raiders   Chiefs   Final (Weather) Chargers   Sun Jan 2 8:30:00 p.m. ET 2005 Cowboys   Final (Weather) Giants   Bye Weeks None

Countdown To... League Draft Sun, 28 Aug 2005 13:00:00 UTC-0400 Ago

Lineup Deadline

Week 17
Sun Jan 2 1:00:00 p.m. ET 2005
1465 days, 14 hours, 37 minutes Ago

Weekly Summary

Franchise/Week	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	PF
Aeriel Assault	109	97	135	82	112	89	114	180	114	137	125	121	126	121	67	139	86	1954
Prancing Petunias	123	138	124	82	166	63	111	88	95	140	125	116	111	82	67	70	60	1761
Fear This	108	92	75	84	77	108	126	138	85	86	86	65	143	105	148	83	89	1698
Down Low Dawgs	117	124	91	116	101	118	73	90	93	98	106	98	103	101	107	75	49	1660
Double Tokers	94	88	106	24	114	97	76	133	141	102	107	92	106	83	58	113	122	1656
Burns Inc.	109	82	107	73	86	107	96	67	89	139	131	107	129	90	63	67	84	1626
Blood Drive	88	52	105	76	83	66	77	142	120	114	112	112	116	97	95	113	55	1623
Chuckers	93	78	104	99	114	89	140	76	124	80	84	67	123	126	90	75	46	1608
Wyandotte Jihad	73	95	77	89	105	75	76	92	97	123	76	103	86	135	113	116	70	1601
Dislocators	104	108	92	82	106	98	92	69	62	115	95	79	106	78	89	104	68	1547
Scoregasm	74	101	119	82	96	79	113	72	82	80	103	106	104	76	84	97	64	1532
Wide Receders	78	73	111	87	91	68	104	96	74	99	73	124	80	55	112	78	103	1506
Tsunami	84	109	96	87	59	103	85	104	91	96	64	92	105	61	81	96	72	1485
Ghost Riders	92	79	112	60	96	96	76	61	113	94	37	107	95	81	73	119	67	1458
Freakshow	112	66	59	66	60	51	80	73	90	123	53	73	119	113	59	108	70	1375
Panty Sniffers	82	80	79	84	68	77	56	76	92	51	84	86	75	74	102	93	106	1365
Da Cocks	104	99	123	74	72	90	77	76	63	68	72	69	56	74	96	107	41	1361
Stogies	85	85	73	88	69	63	78	120	107	83	70	85	43	72	82	72	43	1318
Average	96	91	99	80	93	85	92	97	96	102	89	95	101	90	88	96	72	1562

Top 10 Players # Player Pts 1. Manning, Peyton IND QB 449 2. Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB 442 3. McNabb, Donovan PHI QB 346 4. Favre, Brett GBP QB 306 5. Green, Trent KCC QB 303 6. Delhomme, Jake CAR QB 300 7. Plummer, Jake DEN QB 296 8. Alexander, Shaun SEA RB 294 9. Brees, Drew SDC QB 287 10. Barber, Tiki NYG RB 283 All Top Performer Players

Week 17 MVP Players Player Pts Bulger, Marc STL QB 32 Johnson, Larry KCC RB 27 Holt, Torry STL WR 23 Witten, Jason DAL TE 15 Elam, Jason DEN PK 18 Packers, Green Bay GBP Def 20 All Week 17 Top Performers

5 Newest Transactions

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Newest League Poll

Who will win Fantasy Bowl IX
Fear This (11-4):	2
Wyandotte Jihad (10-5):	4
Total Votes:	6
By Commissioner - Closed Tue Dec 28 12:00:00 a.m. ET 2004 (More Polls)

5 Newest Message Board Topics

Topic	Posted
Poll results?	Sun Dec 26 7:39:37 p.m. ET 2004
THE CURSE	Sun Dec 26 7:37:41 p.m. ET 2004
FATWA ANNOUNCED AGAINST FEAR THIS	Sat Dec 25 8:07:11 p.m. ET 2004
THE DAWGS WILL HUNT	Thu Dec 16 10:40:41 a.m. ET 2004
Ghost Riders decline Toilet Bowl bid...	Tue Dec 14 9:23:41 a.m. ET 2004
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Franchise Owner Activity

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Blood Drive	1217 days, 2 hours, 53 minutes ago
Chuckers	1227 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
Freakshow	1244 days, 10 hours, 5 minutes ago
Dislocators	1399 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes ago
Wyandotte Jihad	1461 days, 12 hours, 26 minutes ago
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