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Week 16

DFFL News- Grand Final Edition

For release Tuesday, December 19th, 2000

 

 

Fish Hook shocks Timinators

Mean Machines win 3rd place

 

Fish Hook 35, Timinators 33  Beiruit, LebanonYOUR REIGN IS OVER, PAL!” were the first words from Fish Hook (9-7) coach J.D. Lewis as he accepted the Putty Boy trophy after his stunning 35-33 victory over the heavily favored Timinators (10-5) in the Governor’s Cup Grand Final XI on Sunday amid heavy security in Beiruit.  Fish Hook running back Eddie George was the game’s MVP leading the way with 176 yards and 3 touchdowns

 

At the post game press conference, Timinators coach Tim Kelly was less than gracious in defeat– “we got screwed”, “the refs handed them the game”, “I demand a recount” and “who is Brandon Stokley?” were just s few of the comments made by the 6 time champion before storming off.

 

It was the first recorded playoff loss in Timinators history.

 

The celebration lasted well into the night as some of the 41,273 fans who attended the game attempted to hijack the Timinator team plane as it attempted to depart.  There are conflicting reports as to their success but it is confirmed they did manage to take several hostages.

 

Mean Machines 51, Phat Bastards 40 Old Crow, Yukon, Canada  Running back Warrick Dunn’s 145 yards and 3 TD’s rallied the Mean Machines (11-5) to the Vanier Cup with a win over the Phat Bastards (11-4) in Old Crow before an announced crowd of 1,101 with 985 no shows.

 

Afterwards, winning coach Shannon Kelly was not at all complimentary towards his opponent.  Several personal foul penalties by Phat Bastards players in the 4th quarter heated tempers in the -25 degree cold.  “they’re nothing but a bunch of Bastards – I have no respect for them” Kelly remarked.

 

The celebration honoring the Machines win has been delayed.  Inclement weather, no flights in or out of the area, and a lack of hot water for showering has left both teams stranded indefinitely

Top 10 Players
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1.Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB208
2.Garcia, Jeff SFO QB187
3.Faulk, Marshall STL RB168
4.Manning, Peyton IND QB167
5.Grbac, Elvis BAL QB162
6.Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB DT141
7.James, Edgerrin IND RB137
8.Broncos, Denver DEN DT136
9.Gannon, Rich OAK QB133
10.Mcnabb, Donovan PHI QB132
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1.Griese, Brian DEN QB116
2.Akers, David PHI PK112
3.King, Shaun TBB QB107
4.Brien, Doug NOS PK103
5.Hollis, Mike JAC PK103
6.Vinatieri, Adam NEP PK101
7.Eagles, Philadelphia PHI DT100
8.Brown, Kris PIT PK98
9.Panthers, Carolina CAR DT95
10.Hall, John NYJ PK94
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League Standings

Karla Faye Tucker Division

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Phat Bastards 11-2-0.846 0.0 W9 605 46.5 545 41.9 7-1-0
Caucasian Crushers 8-5-0.615 3.0 W3 632 48.6 507 39.0 5-3-0
Runner Up Gerbils 6-7-0.462 5.0 L5 547 42.1 550 42.3 4-4-0
Fighting Amish 6-7-0.462 5.0 L1 462 35.5 491 37.8 2-6-0
Wichita Linemen 4-9-0.308 7.0 L3 587 45.2 577 44.4 2-6-0

Mumia Abu Jamal Division

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Timinators 9-4-0.692 0.0 W1 576 44.3 475 36.5 5-3-0
Mean Machines 9-4-0.692 0.0 W3 573 44.1 498 38.3 6-2-0
Fish Hook 6-7-0.462 3.0 L1 520 40.0 561 43.2 4-4-0
Roncos 4-9-0.308 5.0 W1 500 38.5 626 48.2 3-5-0
Under Siege 2-11-0.154 7.0 L8 430 33.1 602 46.3 2-6-0
Weekly Summary
Franchise/Week 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 PF
Caucasian Crushers32 61 18 53 16 45 60 69 52 52 70 72 32 67 0 0 632
Phat Bastards35 55 33 30 70 43 47 71 39 39 40 47 56 0 30 36 605
Wichita Linemen42 58 42 23 64 37 38 57 44 49 52 52 29 29 0 0 587
Timinators50 87 24 48 20 51 64 43 26 42 46 31 44 0 64 33 576
Mean Machines20 45 57 24 36 55 42 74 33 23 58 57 49 51 42 51 573
Runner Up Gerbils55 24 50 65 59 36 45 63 43 26 22 27 32 42 0 0 547
Fish Hook40 40 15 46 57 50 37 36 36 56 25 39 43 72 68 35 520
Roncos20 51 15 25 33 35 20 62 46 55 40 33 65 32 27 0 500
Fighting Amish40 50 40 38 51 18 48 49 29 15 17 42 25 24 0 0 462
Under Siege39 36 31 43 39 34 23 44 32 40 28 15 26 45 36 0 430
Average37513240444042573840404240362716622
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Top 10 Free Agents
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1.Griese, Brian DEN QB116
2.Akers, David PHI PK112
3.King, Shaun TBB QB107
4.Brien, Doug NOS PK103
5.Hollis, Mike JAC PK103
6.Vinatieri, Adam NEP PK101
7.Eagles, Philadelphia PHI DT100
8.Brown, Kris PIT PK98
9.Panthers, Carolina CAR DT95
10.Hall, John NYJ PK94
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Sat Dec 16 12:30:00 p.m. ET 2000
Redskins Final
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Sat Dec 16 4:00:00 p.m. ET 2000
Raiders Final
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Sun Dec 17 1:00:00 p.m. ET 2000
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1.Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB208
2.Garcia, Jeff SFO QB187
3.Faulk, Marshall STL RB168
4.Manning, Peyton IND QB167
5.Grbac, Elvis BAL QB162
6.Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB DT141
7.James, Edgerrin IND RB137
8.Broncos, Denver DEN DT136
9.Gannon, Rich OAK QB133
10.Mcnabb, Donovan PHI QB132
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Top 10 Week 22 Adds
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1.Barlow, Kevan SFO RB31.48%
2.Bennett,Michael MIN RB29.63%
3.Robinson, Koren SEA WR29.63%
4.Moss, Santana NYJ WR29.01%
5.Terrell, David CHI WR29.01%
6.Tomlinson, LaDainien SDC RB29.01%
7.Mcallister, Deuce NOS RB27.78%
8.Mitchell, Freddie PHI WR27.16%
9.Vick, Michael ATL QB27.16%
10.Gardner, Rod WAS WR26.54%
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1.Smith, Robert FA RB47.53%
2.Kaufman, Napoleon FA RB42.59%
3.Dilfer, Trent FA QB38.27%
4.Enis, Curtis FA RB37.04%
5.Aikman, Troy FA QB36.42%
6.Pickens, Carl DAL WR35.19%
7.Del Greco, Al FA PK31.48%
8.Autry, Darnell PHI RB29.63%
9.Morton, Chad NOS RB28.40%
10.Martin, Tony FA WR27.78%
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